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From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Daffynition
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Date: Fri, 15-Feb-85 11:48:21 EST
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At least it's short:

	Zinc:  What you do if you can't zwim.