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From: ix200@sdcc6.UUCP (Bruce Jones)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Kid's stuff
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Date: Thu, 14-Feb-85 11:42:31 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 14 11:42:31 1985
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It seems that there were two young boys, who had a discussion one
night after being put to bed.  

"You know", said Jim, "I think I'm old enough to start cussing."

"Oh yah?" said Billy, "What do you think you'll say?"

"I always liked 'hell', . . . I think I'll say 'hell'."

"Hmm," said Billy.  "I think I'M old enough to start cussing too.

"I don't know," said Jim.  "You're kind of young.  But what do you think
you'll start with?"

"I think I'll start with 'you bet your ass'."

The next morning at breakfast, Jim's mother asked him what he wanted
to eat.

"Aw, hell," he said. "I think I'll have fruit juice." 

Hearing this, his mother grabbed him by the ear, jerked him out
of his chair and sent him to his bedroom.

Returning to the kitchen she asked the younger one what he wanted
for breakfast.

"Well," he replied, "you can bet your ass I don't want fruit juice."

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