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From: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Star Gazing
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Date: Wed, 13-Feb-85 20:48:21 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 13 20:48:21 1985
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[From a column by Jonathan Nicholas in the Portland Oregonian]

  Olivia Newton-John, in town during the weekend
to   celebrate  the  birthday  of  her  husband,
Portlander Matt Lattanzi, wanted  to  buy  hubby
a  present  or  three.   So  she  rounded up old
friend Faye Sono, a physical  therapist  --  the
two   used  to  get  physical  together  on  the
star's 1982 World  Tour -- and  headed  for  the
shops.

  Sono was a little  concerned.   She  knew  how
hectic  things  could  get  when Newton-John was
seen in public.  "Oh,  don't  worry,"  said  the
celebrity, "nobody knows I'm in town."

  Off to the  Oregon  Mountain  Community  store
they  went.   On  arrival, they were seen by two
women huddled  in  the  doorway.   "Go  on,  I'm
sure  it's  her," whispered one.  "No, you ask,"
came the reply.

  Sono and the  star  turned  up  their  collars
and   scurried   into   the  store.   The  women
followed.  Finally one of  them  burst  forward.
"Excuse  me,"  she  said,  "but  aren't you Faye
Sono?"  The  lady  turned  out  to  be  a  grade
school   teacher  who  had  not  seen  Sono  for
years.   Deadpanned  Newton-John,  "Oh  Faye,  I
just can't take you anywhere."
-- 
Robert Reed, Logic Design Systems Division, tektronix!teklds!bobr