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From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Gross and offensive
Message-ID: <236@tekred.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 15-Feb-85 02:37:34 EST
Article-I.D.: tekred.236
Posted: Fri Feb 15 02:37:34 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 17-Feb-85 08:44:42 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Redmond OR
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This man goes to a beach-front cabin with his new
wife for their honeymoon, and all day he sits out
on the dock fishing.  The groundkeeper sees him and
asks him, "If this is your honeymoon, why aren't you
in the cabin making love to your wife?"  The man
answers, "Well, she has gonorrhea."  The groundkeeper
says, "Well, why don't you try it from the other
side?"  The man says, "Because she has diarrhea."
The groundkeepers says, "Then why don't you get a
little oral sex?" The man says, "Because she also
has pyorrhea."  The groundkeeper then asks, "Then
why did you even marry her in the first place?"
The man answers, "Because she also has worms, and
I just LOVE to fish."
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