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From: libes@nbs-amrf.UUCP (Don Libes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: The Hacker's Song
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Date: Fri, 15-Feb-85 11:09:20 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 15 11:09:20 1985
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>I'm a hacker and I'm okay.
>I work all night and I sleep all day.

>Author Unknown...

Half the verses were written by Dave Touretzky, I wrote the other half.

Don Libes
seismo!nbs-amrf!libes

Ok...now its my turn to post someone else's humor:

(reprinted wo/perm from Legends of CalTech)
The following was circulated on an official Physical Plant Dept's
Notice of Interruption form.  (An actual photocopy is in the book.)

To: Campus
From: Physical Plant
Subject: Interruption of Gravity

The campus architect has requested a temporary interruption of gravity for
the purpose of making certain major alterations of campus design.  The
following changes will be made:

   1) Removal of Culbertson Hall.
   2) Removal of the upper floors of Throop Hall.
   3) Conversion of Fleming House into a parking lot.

It is expected that gravity will be off for a period of approx. 11 hours
on October 4, 1971, from 7:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.  Only the campus areas
south of San Pasqual will be affected.

We have been advised that the interruption will undoubtedly create non-
causal gravitational singularities along the boundaries of the region
affected.  Therefore San Pasqual Street will be closed to traffic
throughout the day.

It is advised that the following precautions be taken:

   1) All heavy equipment should be tied down.  All laboratories will be
      carefully inspected on Oct. 1.

   2) Due to danger of walking outside, all personnel are urged not to
      leave buildings.  If forced to travel from one building to another
      the steam tunnels should be used.

   3) Change in the pressure differential in pipes may trigger fire 
      alarms and sprinklers.  Please do not leave buildings.

   4) Since elevators will be inoperative during this time, please use
      stairways.

   5) All people normally parking cars south of San Pasqual should take
      care not to do so on Oct. 4.

   6) Please do not flush toilets.

For further information contact: Kip S. Thorne, B. Schutz, or C. Will,
x-1598 or 1200 or Mr. Bob Phelan, x-1724.