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From: sah9577@ritcv.UUCP (Scott Hossler)
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Subject: Re: this is no joke, son
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Date: Sat, 16-Feb-85 02:39:40 EST
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Posted: Sat Feb 16 02:39:40 1985
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>... You'll get tons of hate mail
> and shellscripts that when read, will erase all your files and blow up your
> office! ...
>                                                       -etan


Can this really be done?  Sounds too leathal to me.

Now a joke.

There was a young woman who was not satisfied with the size of her breasts.
Deciding to do something about it, she visited a doctor that specialized
in physical disorders.  

DR. Jones advise was to pump her arms back an forth like she was rowing
a boat, to the recitation of "Mary had a little lamb...."  One condition that
he placed on this, was that it was to be performed at the same time
once each day.

During her first week the woman was impressed with the results and
vowed to continue.  One day she had to put in some overtime at
work and ended up on the subway during her excerize period.  Not wanting
to ruin what she had already acomplished, she proceded with her work-out
on the crowed subway train.  Immediatly a man excitedly exclaimed
"YOU GO TO DR. JONES".  She was taken back by this outburst but
shyly conceded that "Yes", she was a patient of his.  Then she asked
the man how he knew.  His reply: "Hickory Dickory Dock ... " while
briskly doing deep knee bends.

scott hossler
rochester!ritcv!sah9577