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From: msp@ukc.UUCP (M.S.Parsons)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: More Silly Shell Commands
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Date: Fri, 15-Feb-85 14:24:15 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 15 14:24:15 1985
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.... .  .    .        .                .                          .

Try typing:
(To sh)
	mkdir matter			(Especially for physicists)
	cat > matter

	lost				(Concise definition)
	found				(Contradiction!)

(To csh)

	mkdir Yellow_Pages            	(Probably only makes sense in England)
	cat > Yellow_Pages

	^Rubber Doll			(** Might offend some people **)


Hope these haven't been seen before.
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