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From: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: One more Elephant Joke
Message-ID: <852@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 15-Feb-85 12:25:55 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 15 12:25:55 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 18-Feb-85 06:36:25 EST
Reply-To: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA.
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Here is yet another in the long line of elephant jokes...

Why do elephant's lie on their backs with their feet up in the air?
























To trip birds 


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-- 
Paul Kirsch                                             St. Joseph's Univ.
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