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From: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Italian Jokes
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Date: Fri, 15-Feb-85 12:38:08 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 15 12:38:08 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 18-Feb-85 06:36:42 EST
Reply-To: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA.
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Here's a couple of Italian Jokes that were posted on a wall in the Univ.
of Penn Hospital. ( Well not really but it sounds like such apleasant
idea...in fact it gives a warm feelinf in my tummy):

Why do Italian men grow mustaches?


To look like their mothers

What's the difference between an Italian woman and an Elephant?


About twenty pounds and a Black dress.

(This last joke does was not considered an Elephant joke by the 
 council on Aging, Home Plant Care and Garden Rototillery so don't
 send me any Damn hate mail about another elephant joke! If you want to
 do that send me some about my last joke)

-- 
Paul Kirsch                                             St. Joseph's Univ.
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