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From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Golf Stuff
Message-ID: <1286@trwrba.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 18-Feb-85 13:03:22 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 18 13:03:22 1985
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Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA
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Prehistoric man used to bang his club on the ground and
scream ferociously to defend his territory.  When modern 
man does the same thing, it's called golf!

Also, the Scots are said to have invented golf.  Then they
had to invent Scotch whiskey to take away the pain and
frustration.