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From: cdh@ptsfc.UUCP (Chris Harvey)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Golf Jokes
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Date: Tue, 19-Feb-85 16:37:56 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 19 16:37:56 1985
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	There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put
up with taking in a round with his wife. One time (with his wife along) he was
having an extremely bad round. On the 12th hole, he sliced a drive over by
a grounds-keepers' shack. Although he did not have a clear shot to the green,
his wife noticed that there were two doors on the shack, and there was a
possibility that, if both doors were opened, he might be able to hit through.

	Without hesitation, he instructed his wife to go around to the other
side and open the far door. Sure enough, this gave him a clear path to the
green. He stepped up to his ball and prepared to hit. His wife had been standing
by the far door, waiting for him to hit through. After a moment, she became
curious and stuck her head in the doorway, to see what he was doing. At that
exact moment, the husband cracked a three-wood that hit his wife square
on the forehead, killing her instantly.

	A few weeks later, the man was playing a round at the same course, this
time with a friend of his. Once again on the 12th hole, he sliced his drive to
the shack. His friend noticed that he may be able to hit through, if he was to
open both doors.

	"Nah", replied the man, "Last time I did that I took a 7".
-- 
Chris Harvey,Pac Bell,SF
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