Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83 (MC840302); site diku.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!mcvax!diku!kimcm From: kimcm@diku.UUCP (Kim Christian Madsen.) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: YABJ (Yet another bar joke) Message-ID: <780@diku.UUCP> Date: Mon, 18-Feb-85 03:30:08 EST Article-I.D.: diku.780 Posted: Mon Feb 18 03:30:08 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 21-Feb-85 04:04:48 EST References: <1759@sdcrdcf.UUCP> Reply-To: kimcm@diku.UUCP (Kim Christian Madsen.) Organization: DIKU, U of Copenhagen, DK Lines: 31 Summary: In article <1759@sdcrdcf.UUCP> shaprkg@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Bob Shapiro) writes: > > A Jew and a Chinaman were sitting in a bar having a drink together. After >a while the Jew looks at the Chinaman and then neatly lays him out with a >right cross. As the dazed Chinaman staggers to his feet he says to the Jew - > ....etc. This makes me think of another one I heard: Two sailors were sitting in a bar havinh a drink together. Sailor no. 1 says to number two- See that man over there? he's a jew. to which sailor no. 2 replied: "what's a jew" -Well, it's those who killed Jesus Sailor no. 2 went over to the jew and gave him an upper-cut. -What did you do that for? asked the jew -Ya killed poor Jesus! -Yes, but that was 2000 years ago. -I've just heard it now! replied sailor no. 2 -- Kim Chr. Madsen Datalogisk Institut (Institute of Datalogy) University of Copenhagen {decvax,philabs,seismo}!mcvax!diku!kimcm