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From: cs2534ai@unm-cvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Sex life of an egg
Message-ID: <249@unm-cvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 15-Feb-85 14:31:07 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 15 14:31:07 1985
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Reply-To: cs2534ai@unm-cvax.UUCP (David Thomas)
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Organization: Univ. of New Mexico, Albuquerque
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<Beware the lineater, my son>

>>   An egg has the shortest sex-life of all:
>>    if gets laid once; it gets eaten once.
>
>It also has to come in a box with a dozen others
>bjones

Not only that, but the only one who sits on your face is your mother!

						-DT
					[The Deranged Terrestrial]

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Q: How many IBM 32-bit processors does it take to do a right-shift?
A: 33...One to hold the bit and 32 to push the register.