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From: cs2534ai@unm-cvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Sir Lancelot Joke #1
Message-ID: <256@unm-cvax.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 17-Feb-85 22:07:39 EST
Article-I.D.: unm-cvax.256
Posted: Sun Feb 17 22:07:39 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 21-Feb-85 04:08:30 EST
Reply-To: cs2534ai@unm-cvax.UUCP (David Thomas)
Organization: Univ. of New Mexico, Albuquerque
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[but this one goes up to eleven]

King Arthur was preparing to go off to war, and was trying to decide which of
his brave knights to entrust with the key to his wife's chastity belt.  He
chose Sir Lancelot, his most loyal knight.  Lancelot graciously accepted the
honor and bade the King goodbye as he rode off.  Not half an hour later,
Lancelot caught up with Arthur.  "Wait!  You left the wrong key!"

						-DT
					[The Deranged Terrestrial]

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Yes, there is a Sir Lancelot Joke #2, but I'm sitting on it...just in case!