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From: wombat@ccvaxa.UUCP
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Subject: Re: strange poem.... Must read!
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Date: Wed, 20-Feb-85 22:49:00 EST
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/**** ccvaxa:net.jokes / inc@tpvax /  1:54 pm  Feb 11, 1985 ****/
No offence, but this was done about a year ago (endlessly, like the
lightbulb jokes, the fake Op-Codes, the shaggy dogs, the wombat hysteria...)
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hysteria? hysteria?! !?!HYSTERIA?!?!!

and, from DATATRIEVE help:

		Wombats, uses of
live - conversation piece, alarm clock (third shift)	*nocturnal, ya know*
dead - doormats; for food see Wombats, food?

		Wombats, food
grass, bark, leaves, fungi

		Wombats, prehistoric
Pleistocene Giant Wombat was as large as a rhinocerous.

		Wombats, food?
Would you want to eat a doormat that ate bark and fungus?


"When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all."
				Roger Zelazney, *Doorways in the Sand*

						Wombat
					ihnp4!uiucdcs!ccvaxa!wombat