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From: jbpower@uokvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: deadbabies
Message-ID: <7500166@uokvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 15-Feb-85 14:29:00 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 15 14:29:00 1985
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Nf-From: uokvax!jbpower    Feb 15 13:29:00 1985


Look I know these are truly disgusting and i have been told
that if I continue to tell them that I will be put away,but
it is a sickness with me so here goes......

     What is pink and red and goes sixty miles an hour
     in a circle?

     A baby in a blender.

     
     How do you put a baby in a blender feet first or head first?

     Feet first, so that you may watch the expersion on it's face.

    
     How do you get a dead baby across the road?

     Staple it to chicken.


     What is worse than a barrel containing 100 dead babies?

     A barrel contaning 99 dead babies with a live one on
     bottom eating it's way out.


I said they were sick. Does anyone else know any good dead
baby jokes?