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From: agx@pucc-i (Captain Kirk)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YADIJ (yet another do-it joke)
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Date: Tue, 19-Feb-85 19:29:35 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 19 19:29:35 1985
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Has anybody heard or seen these gems??


Soccer players do it with one ball.

M&M's do it in your mouth, not in your hands.


(credit to the last one goes to Dale R. Hartmann)



					  'Captain' Kirk Johanning

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