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From: agx@pucc-i (Captain Kirk)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: joke #74 (rot13)
Message-ID: <915@pucc-i>
Date: Tue, 19-Feb-85 22:54:14 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 19 22:54:14 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 22-Feb-85 21:32:46 EST
Organization: The Starship Purdue University
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This is joke #74 for all those people who are dying to read it
again.	For those of you who remember it all too well just hit the
'n'-key.


Nsgre znal lrnef bs freivpr gb gur Ybeq guerr ahaf sbhaq gurve jnlf
gb gur crneyl tngrf.  Jnvgvat sbe gurz jnf Fg. Crgre naq ur fnvq:
"Lbh unir orra tbbq va lbhe rneguyl yvirf, ohg lbh unira'g orra
tbbq rabhtu.  Fb V nz tbvat gb unir gb nfx lbh rnpu bar dhrfgvba
naq vs lbh nafjre vg pbeerpgyl lbh jvyy or nyybjrq vagb Cnenqvfr,
vs lbh snvy gb nafjre gur dhrfgvba lbh jvyy raq hc ba 42aq Fg. va
Arj Lbex (sbe nyy bs lbh jub qba'g xabj jung gung zrnaf, vg vf
gur fnzr nf Ehfu Fg. va Puvpntb be Cebfcrpg Nir. va Pyrirynaq, vs
lbh fgvyy qba'g xabj nfx fbzrobql).  Jvgu gubfr jbeqf ur gheaf gb gur
svefg aha naq nfxf:"Jub jnf gur svefg zna?"
Fur fnlf:"Obl, gung'f rnfl, vg jnf Nqnz."
Gehzcrgf syner, gur tngrf bcra naq fur trgf va.
Fg. Crgre gheaf gb gur frpbaq aha naq nfxf:"Jub jnf gur svefg jbzna?"
Aha #2 nafjref:"Gung'f rnfl gbb, vg jnf Rir."
Gehzcrgf syner, gur tngrf bcra naq fur trgf va.
Svanyyl, Fg. Crgre nfxf gur guveq aha :"Jung qvq gur svefg jbzna fnl
gb gur svefg zna?"
Fur ercyvrf:"Trr, gung'f n uneq bar..."
Gehzcrgf syner, gur tngrf bcra naq fur trgf va...


Jryy guvf vf ubj V erzrzore vg naljnl.


					  'Captain' Kirk Johanning

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