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From: ivan@ut-sally.UUCP (Ivan M. Milman)
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Date: Fri, 22-Feb-85 17:14:37 EST
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I saw a nubile young girl wearing a t-shirt with the following message:

          Sticks and stones 
          May break my bones
          But whips and chains excite me.

One more before I go:

Q:  Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A:  Because he hada chicken stapled to his ear!

-- 

 
                     Ivan Milman
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