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From: mcgill@uiucdcs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: New season
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Date: Thu, 21-Feb-85 09:50:00 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 21 09:50:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucdcs!mcgill    Feb 21 08:50:00 1985


So we all know that spring training is scheduled to begin.
Well, here's a good joke to start the season.  Apologies
to those who have already heard it.

Here it is:

This guy was sitting at a bar by himself, having a drink.  Along
comes another customer and sits next to him.  The first man says
his greetings, and asks him if he would like to talk.  Sure, the 
second customer says.  The first man asks him "So, what's your
IQ?"  The second man says "150".  So the first man says "What do
you think about Einstein's theory of relativity?"  They proceed
to discuss this, until the second customer leaves.

Well, the first man was still there.  Along comes another customer.
The first man again exchanges greetings with him, and proceeds to 
ask him what his IQ is.  The new customer replied "85".  The first
man says "What do you think of politics?"  They proceed to discuss this,
until the new customer leaves.

Again, the first man is left alone.  Pretty soon a fourth customer
comes in.  The first man again exchanges greetings with him, and
again asks what his IQ is.  The fourth customer replies "50".

And the first customer replies,

























"How 'bout them Cubs?"


_____________________________________________________________________
"Chicago chokes once again!!!!!!!!"

Monica McGill
University of Illinois
"Home of the choking Illini"

Gasp---ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH---can't.....breeeaaaathhhh--GASP.....