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From: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Fish Joke(?)
Message-ID: <875@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 20-Feb-85 10:45:44 EST
Article-I.D.: sjuvax.875
Posted: Wed Feb 20 10:45:44 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 26-Feb-85 03:36:49 EST
Reply-To: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA.
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I'm taking this joke out the middle of a song I heard a while ago
on WMMR in Philadelphia. I may have some of the fish wrong...

A dolphin was having car trouble and so he decided to take his car into
the local garage. The Mechanic looked under the hood and said to the
dolphin, "I think you.ve blown a seal".
  The dolphin glared at the mechanic and said "Let's not get into
my personal life Okay?"


Did you find this joke amusing? If you said yes please skip the following
survey:

Have you ever laughed in a public place? Yes______ No_______

Have you ever blown a seal? Yes______ No________

In three word or less please explain you're dissatisfaction with the
aforementioned joke and send it along with 4 box tops from your
favourite laxitive to:   The National Society to Promote
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-- 
Paul Kirsch                                             St. Joseph's Univ.
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