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From: benl@alice.UUCP (Ben Liberman)
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Subject: Re: deadbabies
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Date: Thu, 21-Feb-85 18:30:51 EST
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I know I'll get lots of hate-mail for this, but here goes...

Q: What's red and pink and sits in a corner?

A: A baby with a razor blade.


Q: What's blue and sits in a corner?

A: A baby with a plastic bag.


Q: What's green and fuzzy and sits in a corner?

A: The same baby four weeks later.

Ben Liberman

definition of quarantine: come in kids--free ice-cream!