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From: mazur@inmet.UUCP
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Subject: Re: deteriorita
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Date: Thu, 21-Feb-85 01:58:54 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 21 01:58:54 1985
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***** inmet:net.jokes / vortex!lauren /  8:03 pm  Feb 18, 1985
Gee, that was a nice rendition.  Why don't you also act like an adult
and mention who you ripped it off from -- or at least admit
that you didn't write it yourself!  Since I heard it on a record many
years ago, it seems very unlikely that a netnews reader came up
with it spontaneously, eh?
Posting material without even ADMITTING it isn't original is 
rather low.
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Well, he didn't claim it was original, did he?  NOTE: THE FOLLOWING JOKE
IS ****NOT**** AN ORIGNAL!!!!  I heard it from a friend (if you want
her name, send me mail :-).  REPEAT, this is *not* original work!!
(Thank G*d for the net police, but why didn't Lauren post this in
net.jokes.d like he was supposed to :-).

Now for the UNORIGINAL joke:   What's the fastest thing on two legs?











The Ethiopian chicken.    

Beth Mazur
{ihnp4,ima,harpo}!inmet!mazur
(gee maybe I should've rotated that....)