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From: dpa@snow.UUCP (David Angier)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: police
Message-ID: <402@snow.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 21-Feb-85 13:18:39 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 21 13:18:39 1985
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Organization: Computer Science Department, Warwick University, UK
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[Eat this, and throw up............]

A man got caught by the police for doing 32 mph in a 30 mph
speed limit.  When the cop came to the car and he wound his window
down, he said to the cop "I just tried to join the police force,
but got REJECTED!".

The cop says "Why, are you to small?".

"No" the guy says, "they found out my mother and father are married!".


                Dave (Maths @ Warwick University).