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From: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Jewish Rabbis
Message-ID: <886@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 22-Feb-85 11:40:02 EST
Article-I.D.: sjuvax.886
Posted: Fri Feb 22 11:40:02 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 27-Feb-85 06:17:04 EST
Reply-To: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA.
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I recently read in net.jokes about someone who was bitching and
complaining about jewish rabbi jokes and how many different kinds of
rabbis there are. Well as far as I know there's a Rabbi for every
type of jews and there are lots of types of jews.
Here's all the one's I know:
                             Hacidic Jews
                             Orthodox Jews
                             Orange Jews
                             Grapefruit Jews
                             Grape Jews
                             Prune Jews
                             Fruit Jews
         

Did thius little Pun offend YOU?(Yes you, the one sitting infront this
screen or maybe you're standing or well I don't know...)If it did offend
you I'm sorry, send me hate mail after all sticks and stones may break my
bones but did you ever try dribbling a football?( For deep Philosophical
meaning of this statement send $ 2.00 and a six pack to:
                                           The Society to Prove Socrates
                                           wasn't "One of The Boys"
                                           30 Rockefeller Plaza
                                           New York, NY 10037

-- 
Paul Kirsch                                             St. Joseph's Univ.
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