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From: friedman@sunybcs.UUCP (Gary E. Friedman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Re: seen on the door.. (another modified sign)
Message-ID: <1211@sunybcs.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 23-Feb-85 17:40:06 EST
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Posted: Sat Feb 23 17:40:06 1985
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Organization: State University of New York @ Buffalo,NY
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> Robert Wilhite's (usceast!wilhite) submission reminded me of one:
> 
> > A very LARGE sign with BOLD lettering:
>  
> >	Future site of <x> Church.
> >	Financed by GOD.
> 
> > to which someone had appended
> 
> >	Member FSLIC.
> 
> > (Perhaps this is where "Jesus saves"?)
> 
> More than 20 years ago, I saw a large, altered graffito on some (similarly
> large) rocks alongside a road in the Phoenix area.  The two lines of the
> graffito as shown below indicate where the original ends and the addition
> begins:
> 
> 	JESUS SAVES
> 	GREEN STAMPS
> 
> Somehow that became one of the standard inside jokes in our family....
> 
> -- 
> -- Jeff Sargent
> {decvax|harpo|ihnp4|inuxc|ucbvax}!pur-ee!pucc-h:aeq
> When I could honestly say I hated God was when He could show me His love.

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Subject: Re: Re: seen on the door.. (another modified sign)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
References: <2174@usceast.UUCP> <1861@pucc-h>
> 
> More than 20 years ago, I saw a large, altered graffito on some (similarly
> large) rocks alongside a road in the Phoenix area.  The two lines of the
> graffito as shown below indicate where the original ends and the addition
> begins:
> 
> 	JESUS SAVES
> 	GREEN STAMPS
> 
> Somehow that became one of the standard inside jokes in our family....
> 
> -- 
> -- Jeff Sargent
> {decvax|harpo|ihnp4|inuxc|ucbvax}!pur-ee!pucc-h:aeq
> When I could honestly say I hated God was when He could show me His love.

Somebody once told me about a bumper sticker that said:

     JESUS SAVES
     GRETZKY GETS THE REBOUND, SHOOTS, SCORES!

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-- 

   "There's no need to be nice on the way up
   'cause you're not comin' down."
               Banks/Collins/Rutherford

     Gary E. Friedman
     SUNY @ Buffalo
     friedman%Buffalo@CSNET-RELAY
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