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From: guy@sdcc12.UUCP (Guy A. Lewis)
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Subject: Re: Italian Jokes
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Date: Mon, 25-Feb-85 13:28:57 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 25 13:28:57 1985
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> Here's a couple of Italian Jokes that were posted on a wall in the Univ.
> of Penn Hospital. ( Well not really but it sounds like such apleasant
> idea...in fact it gives a warm feelinf in my tummy):
> 
> Why do Italian men grow mustaches?
> 
> 
> To look like their mothers
> 
> What's the difference between an Italian woman and an Elephant?
> 
> 
> About twenty pounds and a Black dress.
> 
  More Italian jokes:

1. How do you tell the difference between an <ethnic> airplane and an
   american airplane?

   The <ethnic> airplane has hair under it's wings.

2. Same as (1) except insert submarine for airplane.

   <Ethnic> sub is the one with the screen door.

3. How do you tell the Bride from the mother of the Bride at an <ethnic>
   wedding?

   The Bride is the one with the new T shirt.
		    or
   The Bride is the one with the braided arm-pits.

4. What is the difference between an <ethnic> and a bucket of s**t?

   The bucket.


I know some more but I'm tired of typing now. Please if you feel
offended in any way flame on I just love getting mail and I just throw
them away.

Happy reading!

Guy
	

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