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From: mlf@panda.UUCP (Matt L. Fichtenbaum)
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Subject: Two tigers at the pub
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Date: Mon, 25-Feb-85 12:32:54 EST
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*** REPLACE YOUR MESSAGE WITH YOUR MESSAGE ***

   There were these two tigers sitting in a bar
and having a drink (each).

   After a while, a sleazy woman came in and sat
down on the stool next to one of the tigers.  He
was feeling a little hungry, so he leaned over in
her direction and devoured her.

   Half an hour later, that tiger said, to his
tiger buddy, "I am feeling awfully sleepy.  I can
hardly keep my eyes open."

   And the other tiger replied,









   "Well, no wonder.  That was a barbituate."
-- 

					Matt Fichtenbaum
					"Our job is to rescue fires,
					not put out your cat."