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From: weiss@gondor.UUCP (Michael S. Weiss)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Didja hear?
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Date: Mon, 25-Feb-85 23:31:48 EST
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*** REPLACE THIS joke WITH something funny for god sakes! ***

Well, let's try a 'new' type of joke:

Didja hear:

	  ... about the optician who fell into his lens grinder and
	      made a spectacle of himself?
	  
	  ... about the chinaman who became a US citizen and got 
	      disoriented?
	  
	  ... about the man who walked through a screen door and
	      strained himself?


Ok!  Let's hear your contributions to this new low in networking!!

-- 

...then again, maybe not.

-Michael S. Weiss                               BITNET:  weiss@psuvaxg.bitnet