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From: rogerc@orca.UUCP (Roger M. Christal)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Golf Joke (YAGJ?)
Message-ID: <1369@orca.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 25-Feb-85 14:30:57 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 25 14:30:57 1985
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NOT ORIGINAL!!!!! HEARD FROM FRIEND!!!! DON'T BLAME ME!!!!


Seems there is this guy who is a golf addict.  He plays at least 18
holes of golf weekdays and 36 holes on Saturday and Sunday.  His
obsession with the game has nearly cost him his job and his friends.
He ignores the more important tasks of life and feels very guilty
bacause of it.

One day he meets the woman of his dreams.  During his non-golfing
hours he wines and dines her, never letting on that he is a golf
addict.  He finally proposes marriage to which she accepts.  A few
days later they are married and leave for their honeymoon (with his
golf clubs cleverly concealed in the trunk of the car).

With his guilt of not confessing to his bride near overflowing, he says,
"Honey, I have a confession to make.  I am addicted to the game of golf.
I play at least 18 holes everyday and usually play all weekend.  I
certainly hope this won't ruin our chances for a successful marriage."

"That's alright," his bride replies.  "In light of your confession, I
too must confess my weaknes.  I'm a Hooker."

"I see," says the husband somewhat disappointedly.  "Well, if you move
your feet a little closer together and rotate your right hand around the
club a bit more . . ."


  Mugs Away, Mate!
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