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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson)
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Subject: Re: Re: Joke Schema
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Date: Thu, 21-Feb-85 12:03:02 EST
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> > >   An egg has the shortest sex-life of all:
> > >    if gets laid once; it gets eaten once.

> > It also has to come in a box with a dozen others

> I havn't been shopping for a while, but I'll have to go check out the new
> 13-pack egg carton.


Yeah, it's great - they call it the baker's dozen. Just the thing for
a 4.73 day camping trip where each of the 3.2 people like to have EXACTLY
1.1643077 eggs per day. Also for those recipes you like to make a batch and
2/3 of.


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Gary Benson   {allegra microsoft ssc-vax telematic uw-beaver wavetek} fluke!inc
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