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Subject: Re: New season
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Date: Tue, 26-Feb-85 01:36:10 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 26 01:36:10 1985
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/* Written  4:55 am  Feb 23, 1985 by mcgill@uiucdcs in ISM780:net.jokes */
/* ---------- "New season" ---------- */

>> The first man asks him "So, what's your
>> IQ?"  The second man says "150".  So the first man says "What do
>> you think about Einstein's theory of relativity?"  They proceed
>> to discuss this ...

     etc.

OK, I heard a different version and I apologize for it in advance ...

     There's this robot and he's programmed to make conversation
  with people based on IQ.  He (the robot) is at a party and he's
  mingling.  He walks up to different people and asks what their
  IQs are.  He talks about nuclear physics with one, computer
  programming with another, and sports with another.  Finally, he
  goes up to one guy and says, "What's your IQ?".  The guy says,
  "44".  The robot says,





















		  "Como estas?"

 (Again, I apologize)

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				  Joan Alexander
				  Interactive Systems
				  Santa Monica, CA

     "Opinions expressed herein were not mine originally, but
      were forced on me at gunpoint by the Interactive Systems
      Corporation"