Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site loral.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!sdcc3!sdcc6!loral!simard From: simard@loral.UUCP (Ray Simard) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Strange poem: YANU Message-ID: <796@loral.UUCP> Date: Tue, 26-Feb-85 16:21:53 EST Article-I.D.: loral.796 Posted: Tue Feb 26 16:21:53 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 1-Mar-85 08:23:29 EST References: <59@mcc-db.UUCP> <529@tpvax.fluke.UUCP> Reply-To: simard@loral.UUCP (Ray Simard) Distribution: net Organization: Loral Instrumentation, San Diego, CA Lines: 30 Summary: ... >Perhaps we should do like the prisoners in the old saw, and just assign >numbers? Then new users could always post: > > "I know it's old, but remember 129? For those who don't recall the old saw: A new inmate arrived at a certain maximum-security prison, and settled in. He soon noticed that everyone in the cell block would occasionally call out a number loudly, and the rest of the block's population would laugh uproariously. He asked his cellmate, and was told that everyone had told all the jokes they knew so many times that they had simply numbered them for convenience. "See, I'll show you..." he said, and called out "107!", receiving a bedlam of mirth in return. "See, you try it!" he suggested to the newcomer. "OK, well...(loudly) 83!" Nothing. He tried again: "147" - still nothing. "What's wrong?" he asked his cellmate. "Well, I guess some folks can tell a joke, and some just can't!" -- [ I am not a stranger, but a friend you haven't met yet ] Ray Simard Loral Instrumentation, San Diego {ucbvax, ittvax!dcdwest}!sdcsvax!sdcc6!loral!simard ...Though we may sometimes disagree, You are still a friend to me!