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From: topher@cyb-eng.UUCP (Topher Eliot)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: What my grandfather told the audiologist
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Date: Thu, 21-Feb-85 22:21:55 EST
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My 93-year-old grandfather amused the audiology staff at the V.A. hospital
with the following (his last name is Sears):

	So deaf was my dear old Grandfather Sears
	He had antennas on top of his ears
	To hear when it thundered, and yet even then
	He had to request that it thunder again.

Cheers,
Topher Eliot
Cyb Systems, Austin, TX
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