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From: topher@cyb-eng.UUCP (Topher Eliot)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Stop the Repeat Offenders ! (dog turds)
Message-ID: <507@cyb-eng.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 22-Feb-85 20:33:35 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 22 20:33:35 1985
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> Why not include all these repeated jokes in that stuff in
> net.announce.newusers that keeps on cycling every 2 weeks or so?
> In the meantime, I suggest that if you know someone at your workplace who is
> guilty of this, place a dog turd in their desk.

I tried, really I tried.  I managed to catch a dog (damn those suckers can run).
Miserable cur bit me twice before I could get it to the guy's office; it
scratched the crap out of me all the while.  When I finally got it over
the guy's desk drawer, no matter how hard I shook it, it just WOULD NOT
SHIT!

(You think I'm gonna sign THIS?)