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From: msb@lsuc.UUCP (Mark Brader)
Newsgroups: net.news.stargate,net.jokes
Subject: Re: Stargate Deployment: possibilities
Message-ID: <425@lsuc.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 18-Feb-85 20:50:39 EST
Article-I.D.: lsuc.425
Posted: Mon Feb 18 20:50:39 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 18-Feb-85 22:27:43 EST
References: <598@ncoast.UUCP> <560@vortex.UUCP> <165@redwood.UUCP>
Reply-To: msb@lsuc.UUCP (Mark Brader)
Organization: Law Society of Upper Canada, Toronto
Lines: 31
Summary: :-)

Rob Warnock in net.news.stargate (go there for the context, please):

> I still think it's neat. Imagine being able to read netnews while you're up
> in the mountains somewhere (or being able to send mail if you need rescue).

Mmm... I can just see the messages.


:-)	Path: lsuc!utcs!utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!cbdkc1!desoto!packard!hoxna!houxm!vax135!cornell!uw-beaver!tektronix!decvax!bellcore!allegra!mit-eddie!godot!harvard!seismo!ihnp4!uiuiuiu%angelina.UUCP:john@digriz.UUCP
:-)	Newsgroups: net.general
:-)	Subject: Help!
:-)
:-)	                I am freezing to death because  I  don't
:-)	                know  how to turn my portable heater on.
:-)	                Has anyone ever had this problem before?
:-)	                I  don't  know  the  first  thing  about
:-)	                heaters or this net so please excuse  me
:-)	                if  I  this  has  been discussed before.
:-)	                Please post your reply to  this  net,  I
:-)	                don't  know  my mail path or how to read
:-)	                mail.
:-)
:-)	                John
:-)	exit
:-)	help
:-)	DONE
:-)	w article
:-)	q
:-)	q

This has been a satire by Mark Brader.