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From: compusci@aecom.UUCP (Yitz Twersky)
Newsgroups: net.religion.jewish,net.jokes
Subject: Jewish Humor: Part 16 "Anti Semites"
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Date: Wed, 13-Feb-85 13:26:34 EST
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During the Second World War, a Mississippi dowager, product of an old
Southern family still living in the ante-bellum age, decided to invite three
soldiers at the nearby training camp to celebrate Thanksgiving at her colonial
mansion.

She telephoned the camp and was reffered to the lieutenant in charge of
personnel.

"Lieutenant," she crooned, "send me three nice, lonely boys. It doesnt make
any difference whether they are Northerners or Southerners, just as long as
they aren't Jewish. No Jews, if you please!"

"Thank you, Ma'am," said the lieutennant. "You are a generous woman, and on
behalf of the Army, I want to thank you."

On Thanksgiving Day a knock sounded on the door and when the lady went to
admit the boys, there on the threshold stood three of the blackest Negro
youths she had ever seen.

"B-b-but...there m-must be some mistake," she gasped, completely flustered.

"Oh no, ma'am," one of the young men assured her.
Lieutenant Goldstein never makes mistakes!"
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