Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site topaz.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!cbdkc1!desoto!packard!topaz!@RUTGERS.ARPA:BUCHHOLZ@RU-GREEN.ARPA From: @RUTGERS.ARPA:BUCHHOLZ@RU-GREEN.ARPA Newsgroups: net.sf-lovers Subject: Quark Message-ID: <671@topaz.ARPA> Date: Sun, 17-Feb-85 15:07:55 EST Article-I.D.: topaz.671 Posted: Sun Feb 17 15:07:55 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 19-Feb-85 08:02:31 EST Sender: daemon@topaz.ARPA Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J. Lines: 60 From: Elliott C. Buchholz Okay. A lot of stuff has been floating around about Quark (Which I happen to feel was an excellent spoof), so I might as well throw in my 2 cubits worth. I don't know how much of this has already been revealed, but here goes: QUARK set in 2226 The voyages of an interplanetary garbage scow, sent out by the U.G.S.P. (United Galaxy Sanitation Patrol), commissioned to clean up the Milky Way. Cast Captain Adam Quark.........................Richard Benjamin Betty I, co-pilot.........................Tricia Barnstable Betty II, clone, co-pilot....................Cyb Barnstable Ficus, the Vegaton, science officer..........Richard Kelton Gene/Jean, the transmute, chief engineer......Tim Thomerson Andy, the cowardly robot.......................Bobby Porter The Head, head of U.G.S.P.....................Allan Caillou Otto Palindrome, chief architect of Space Station Perma One, base for U.G.S.P..............Conrad Janis ---------------------------------- Music: Perry Botkin, Jr. Executive Producer: David Gerber Producer: Bruce Johnson Director: Hy Averback, Bruce Bilson, Peter H. Hunt Creator: Buck Henry NBC--February 24, 1978 - April 14, 1978 8 Episodes ======================================================================= Now all I need is an episode guide. Maybe for Star Trek IV, Kirk can take control of Quark's ship, and have Ficus pollinate on/with Spock. Hmmm, subplots, subplots. Scotty and Gene/Jean in a lover's triangle...Nah! Oh, well. Elliott BUCHHOLZ@RU-GREEN -------