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From: gts@dmcnh.UUCP (Guy The Schafer)
Newsgroups: net.singles,net.social
Subject: The Ultimate Naming Convention Question
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Date: Mon, 18-Feb-85 17:53:33 EST
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[Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet a close friend of mine....]

OK.  Say a hypothetical 21 year old single male person was invited
to the home of his hypothetical parental units for an anniversary
party to be held about 1000 miles away.
So he jumps on the plane not alone but with a happily-married
35 year old female person with whom the hypothetical male has
been having a affair for eighteen months.
Enter hypothetical male with companion into room containing
hypothetical parents (2) and hypothetical grandparents (4) and
hypothetical brother (1).
What does he introduce the female person as?
And how does he get the same bed with her that night?  Hoo-boy.

This is all hypothetical, of course.
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