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From: dpit@ur-univax.UUCP
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Subject: Finger-Lickin' Good
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Date: Thu, 21-Feb-85 18:08:00 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 21 18:08:00 1985
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Nf-From: ur-univax!dpit    Feb 21 18:08:00 1985

Chris,

Have you met Mr. Hand? He's very friendly and willing to go out with anyone
in your position. He likes those small, friendly hamburger joints and is     
willing to  accompany you on those long lonely nights.  Unfortunately, Mr.
Hand is not the most sanitary individual, so make sure he showers before
your date.  Protect yourself at all times with a prophylactic (Mr. Hand 
enjoys the pink, lubricated kinds - ribbed for his enjoyment).  
Too bad Buffalo is too cold to take Mr. Hand on a picnic in the park, but
soon it will be spring, and you know what that means!

Good Luck, I know Mr. Hand won't let you down.