Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version nyu B notes v1.5 12/10/84; site acf4.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!cmcl2!acf4!hkr4627 From: hkr4627@acf4.UUCP (Hedley K. J. Rainnie) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Sex is Blase; Read at own risk Message-ID: <1560007@acf4.UUCP> Date: Thu, 21-Feb-85 22:10:00 EST Article-I.D.: acf4.1560007 Posted: Thu Feb 21 22:10:00 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 26-Feb-85 20:36:01 EST Organization: New York University Lines: 102 Disclaimer: This is placed here as a 'community' service. Steven Fretz is the author and bears SOLE responsibility for the content of the following message. Read At your own risk , I want my mbox free from > > > blah blah you said.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sex Is Blase!! Sex is blase. Let's face it: once you've ducked into the man-hole a few dozen times while your girl assumed a position like a frog on a lily pad and a facial expression like a big fat fish as it expires on the dock (the fish, that is) or inhaling curry powder, you will become bored. I have found a new sensation. We call it "enthusiasm." It goes like this: What's the sexiest part of a girl's body? Some say it's her face. Others, less inhibited, claim breasts or buttocks. Rude people even say "pussy!" (Or they have it silkscreened on the front of their T shirts) But I say it's her *FEET* It all started about a year ago. I really liked this girl, but she wouldn't give me jack shit. So one night I went into her bedroom and discharged myself into one of her pumps. It was a red one. Low heeled. Sensible. She was going out with me that night, and she put on those very shoes--as I knew she would. O! What monstrous ecstacies of rapture! For I looked down, and saw my own essence--oozing up between the gentle cleavage of her toes and running down the sides of her shoes and staining her formerly spotless white silke stockings! Without being told she knes what I had done. She said "You're SO weird!" She smiled at me. "But I like it." And still smiling, she pulled her skirt up above her waist and cried "Pretend that you own me! Enjoy me right now!" And I did. But not the way she thought I would. First, I tore off her shoes with me teeth. Her stockings followed in short order. I was SO engorged! I pulled off my trousers and caressed her small toes--whose nails were tastefully decorated with clear nail polish--with my manhood. I sucked her toes and and licked her heel and her arches. The soles of her feet were soft and pink and Sensuously Wrinkled. That made her laugh. Finally I put her feet together and enjoyed the tight space between them. Next thing I knew (for the rapture was so intense that I briefly fainted) my seed was drying in her bangs and the tip of her nose. Here are reasons why "Enthusiasm" (Foot Fetishism, for you uninitaited) is Very Good: 1. Feet are a part of the body which is normally covered. So they are mysterious. Like genitals. 2. Men's feet and girl's are different from each other. Thus preserving the dichotomy between the sexes. 3. It is kinky. Without being REALLY disgusting. 4. Girls like it. They are fond of being "Kinky" as long as it doesn't involve having regular sex. SO PEOPLE lets hear from you! I know you exist! STEPHEN QUACKENBUSH FRETZ (Ramapo College, Mahwah NJ)