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From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: RE: SURVEY: Six-pack as a unit of measure
Message-ID: <282@bgsuvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 15-Mar-85 09:26:43 EST
Article-I.D.: bgsuvax.282
Posted: Fri Mar 15 09:26:43 1985
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Organization: Bowling Green State University, OH
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To: keaton@nmtvax.UUCP
Subject: Re: Survey: Six Pack as unit of measure
References: <>, <334@nmtvax.UUCP>


    Come on people!  This is sooooo redundant!  I think that everyone knows
that drinking and driving is stupid and dangerous (and nearly everyone of us
has committed this dastardly crime at one point of our life or another), so
GET OFF THE HIGH AND MIGHTY I AM MORE RIGHTEOUS THAN YOU ARE kick already.

    I sent the original author a reply giving my six-pack measurements.  My
reply was also humourous, which is how I took the article . . . it was funny.
Strange enough many, net.singles.christians, net.single.temperance.activists,
net.singles.I-can't-handle-alcohol, and most importantly the
net.singles.wimps replied with their repetitive postings of the same B.S.
(Now sonny-boy, y'all shouldn't drink and drive, it's naughty).  

     I would like to recommend a few additions to the survey:

		1-6 already posted in the original article

		7.  Brand of beer (imported or domestic)

		8.  Vehicle (hardtop, T-top, sunroof, convertible)

		9.  Highest speed attained during trip

		10. Number of pee-breaks needed during trip
	
		11. Amount of ice needed to keep the brews properly chilled

		12. How many other cars you or your passengers mooned

		13. Favorite drinking song (and how many times/verses sung
		    during the trip)

     These questions are vital to the success of this survey.  PLEASE RUSH
OUT NOW AND BUY LARGE QUANTITIES OF YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE (or some
diet seven-up for the wimps, temperance-activists ect.) AND DRINK AND DRIVE
TODAY!!

     Steven Schultz

  "You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant,
                      excepting Alice . . . "
                                  -Arlo Guthrie
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