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From: mata@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (Rondal C. Ellifritt)
Newsgroups: net.followup
Subject: Re: What's New at the NSA
Message-ID: <243@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 21-Mar-85 15:43:01 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 21 15:43:01 1985
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Organization: U. Chicago - Computation Center
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Keywords: Keywords, Boredom

*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR OWN COMMUNIST PLOT ***

	Here at the U of Chicago (where the first controlled self-sustaining
nuclear (*KEYWORD*) reaction was accomplished) we have a large population of
communist sympathizers (*KEYWORDS*).  There are a number of rumors about the
potential smuggling (*KEYWORD*) of a Vax (or maybe a Pyramid) into the Urals
(*KEYWORD?*) via a button manufacturer in Zurich.  I cannot attest to the
truth or falsity of these rumors, but their plausibility is greatly enhanced
by the incident involving the revolutionary (*KEYWORD*) new International
Harvester combine and the orphanage in Oslo.

	In general terms, the revolutionary (*KEYWORD*) potential of this
campus has been dramatically increased since the re-election of President
Reagan (*KEYWORD?*).  This is mainly due to the large number of students
here who could not exist without the financial aid which Ronnie the Ripper
(and his sidekick Cap the Axe) plans to yank out from under them.

	We were thinking of inviting Premier Gorbachev (*KEYWORD!*) to a
local sherry hour, but decided that the security would be much too great a
problem.  So we settled on Abbie Hoffman (*KEYWORD!!!*) instead.  He was
cheaper, too.

	As a final note, I would like to add that I think the boys at the
National Security Agency (*do they use themselves as a KEYWORD?*) have been
doing a fine job keeping this country safe for demoralization, and I wish
them the best of luck in the future (what there is left of it).

					Happy monitoring,
					  Rondal C. Ellifritt

P.S. The names "Vax", "Pyramid", and "International Harvester" are all
  registered trademarks of the respective (obvious) companies, and I
  apologize for using them in such a frivolous manner.

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