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From: wolit@alice.UUCP (Jan Wolitzky)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Russian joke
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Date: Tue, 12-Mar-85 09:22:39 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 12 09:22:39 1985
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According to "All Things Considered" on Nat'l Public Radio last night,
the following is currently making the rounds in Moscow:

A guard stops a Soviet citizen attempting to enter the building where
Chernenko's funeral services are taking place.  "Comrade, do you have
a ticket for this event?," he asks.

"Ticket?," the man replies indignantly, "I have a subscription to the
entire series!"
-- 
Jan Wolitzky, AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill, NJ; (201) 582-2998