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From: mag@whuxlm.UUCP (Gray Michael A)
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Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
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Date: Tue, 12-Mar-85 14:04:45 EST
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> Does anyone have any other memorable quotes from the foremost speaker of
> English of the century?
> 
I can only paraphrase, but it's pretty close:

One night at a social affair, Churchill said something that annoyed
a woman he knew.  She said, "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison
your coffee!"

Churchill replied, "And if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

Mike Gray, BTL, WH