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From: ph@wudma.UUCP
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Subject: Offensive to Civil EngineersSubject: Offensive to Civil Engineers
Message-ID: <217@wudma.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 12-Mar-85 01:02:29 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 12 01:02:29 1985
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Organization: Washington U. in St. Louis, CS Dept. DMA Project
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	N zrpunavpny ratvarre, n purzvpny ratvarre, naq n pvivy ratvarre
	jrer qrongvat gur angher bs Tbq nf na ratvarre.  Anghenyyl gurer
	jnf pbafvqrenoyr qvfnterrzrag.

	"Ybbx," fnvq gur ZR.  "Pbafvqre gur uhzna obql--bar bs gur
	terngrfg bs Tbq'f jbexf, n zvenpyr bs ratvarrevat.  Ybbx ng gur
	xvaq bs qrfvta gung jrag vagb gur zhfphyngher, gur fxryrgny
	fgehpgher.  Vg'f boivbhf sebz gur rivqrapr gung Tbq vf n
	zrpunavpny ratvarre."

	Gur PuR gubhtug gung jnf evqvphybhf.  "Gung'f evqvphybhf," ur
	gurersber qrpynerq.  "Jung nobhg gur curabzran haqreylvat nyy
	gung--gur pvephyngbel, ubezbany, qvtrfgvir, naq fb ba shapgvbaf?
	Gurl'er nyy purzvpny va angher.  Uryy, rira gur onfvp zrpunavfz
	bs yvsr, QAN, vf n purzvpny.  Gurer'f ab jnl gung Tbq pbhyq or
	nalguvat ohg n purzvpny ratvarre."

	"Lbh'er obgu jebat," cbvagrq hc gur PR.  "Lbh bireybbx bar
	pehpvny ovg bs rivqrapr juvpu cebirf pbapyhfviryl gung Tbq vf n
	Pvivy Ratvarre.  Jub ryfr jbhyq unir ebhgrq gur jnfgr qvfcbfny
	flfgrzf evtug guebhtu gur zvqqyr bs gur erperngvba nern?"

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	V jnf guvaxvat nobhg ncbybtvfvat va pnfr guvf unq orra cbfgrq va
	gur erprag cnfg, ohg orsber V qrpvqrq V nppvqragnyyl uvg gur

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						--pH
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