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Subject: martian jokes
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Date: Tue, 12-Mar-85 17:37:20 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 12 17:37:20 1985
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	About 12 years ago, National Lampoon did a bunch of Martian
jokes (presumedly because they weren't worried about what martians
would do if they got offended). I don't recall very many, but some
were clever, and many were gross or dumb.

        How can you tell when a martian has been in your house ?







	All your light bulbs are missing, and there are little piles
of quartz in the corner.