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From: jay@npois.UUCP (Anton Winteroak)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: re she was only
Message-ID: <227@npois.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 13-Mar-85 09:40:24 EST
Article-I.D.: npois.227
Posted: Wed Mar 13 09:40:24 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 14-Mar-85 05:20:21 EST
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	Yes, I recall these jokes. I saw a fairly long list of them in a
college humor magazine from 1967. I most were pretty weak as I recall, but
as a class of joke, it is one we don't see much. So to indulge the youngsters
on this news group...

	She was only a mortician's daughter, but I cadaver.
	She was only a shepherd's daughter, but she had quite a flock.
	She was only an umpire's daughter, but she had diamonds.