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From: jcjeff@ihlpg.UUCP (jeffreys)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YASWO - she was only... Could be construed as offensive (NOT ROT)
Message-ID: <253@ihlpg.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 13-Mar-85 14:02:29 EST
Article-I.D.: ihlpg.253
Posted: Wed Mar 13 14:02:29 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 14-Mar-85 05:27:08 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories
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She was only the fishmonger's daughter,
but she laid on the slab and said fillet.

She was only the pilot's daughter,
but she kept her cockpit clean.

She was only the grave-digger's daughter,
but she would lie under any old sod.

She was only the electrican's daughter,
but she could turn any man on.

She was only an escalator manufacturer's daughter,
but she only liked going down.

She was only a road mender's daughter,
but she liked having her asphelt

and lastly:

She was only a coal miners daughter,
but she turned out to be Loretta Lynn !

sorry about that one, I could't resist it.  :-)
-- 
          [ You called all the way from America - Joan Armatrading ]          
 [ You're never alone with a rubber duck - Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy ]
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