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From: rick@dadla.UUCP (Rick Pederson)
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Subject: Golf storySubject: Golf story
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Date: Mon, 11-Mar-85 17:48:21 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 11 17:48:21 1985
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                       TBYSVAT FGBEL

Bar qnl zl jvsr fnvq gb zr, "Trbetr, vg'f gvzr  lbh  yrnearq
gb cynl tbys.  Gung'f n tnzr jurer lbh punfr n onyy nyy bire
gur pbhagel jura lbh'er gbb byq gb punfr jbzra.  Fb  V  jrag
gb frr Wbarf naq nfxrq uvz vs ur jbhyq grnpu zr gb cynl.  Ur
fnvq fher, "Lbh'ir tbg onyyf unira'g lbh?"  V fnvq lrf,  ohg
ba n pbyq zbeavat gurl'er xvaq bs uneq gb svaq.  "Oevat gurz
gb gur  pyhoubhfr  gbzbeebj  zbeavat  naq  jr'yy  grr  bss."
"Jung'f  grr  bss?" V nfxrq.  Ur fnvq vg jnf n tbys grez naq
jr unq gb grr bss va sebag bs gur pyhoubhfr.  "Abg sbe  zr,"
V fnvq.  "Lbh pna grr bss bhg gurer vs lbh jnag gb, ohg V'yy
grr bss oruvaq gur pyhoubhfr."  "Ab, ab," ur fnvq, "N grr vf
n  yvggyr  guvat  nobhg  gur  fvmr  bs  lbhe yvggyr svatre."
"Lrnu, V'ir tbg bar bs gubfr," V  fnvq.   "Jryy,"  ur  fnvq,
"lbh fgvpx vg va gur tebhaq naq chg lbhe onyy ba gbc bs vg."
V fnvq, "Qb lbh cynl tbys fvggvat qbja?   V  nyjnlf  gubhtug
lbh  fgbbq hc naq jnyxrq nebhaq."  Ur fnvq, "Lbh qb.  Lbh'er
fgnaqvat jura lbh chg  lbhe  onyy  ba  gur  grr."   Jryy,  V
gubhtug gung jnf fgergpuvat guvatf gbb sne naq V fnvq fb. Ur
fnvq, "Lbh'ir tbg n ont unira'g  lbh?"   Fher  V  unir.   Ur
fnvq,  "Lbhe  onyyf  ner  va  vg nera'g gurl?"  "Bs pbhefr."
"Jryy," ur fnvq, "Pna'g lbh bcra vg hc naq gnxr bar bhg?"  V
fnvq  V fhccbfr V pbhyq ohg, ohg qnza vs V jnf tbvat gb.  Ur
nfxrq vs V unq n mvccre ba zl ont, ohg V gbyq uvz  ab,  V'ir
tbg  gur byq snfuvbarq xvaq.  Gura ur nfxrq zr vs V xarj ubj
gb ubyq zl pyho.  Jryy, nsgre svsgl lrnef V unir  fbzr  fbeg
bs  na  vqrn.   Ur fnvq, "Lbh gnxr lbhe pyho va obgu unaqf,"
naq V xarj evtug gurer gung ur qvqa'g xabj jung ur jnf gnyx-
vat  nobhg,  "naq  lbh fjvat vg bire lbhe fubhyqre."  Abj ur
jnf gnyxvat nobhg zl oebgure, abg zr.  Ur  nfxrq  zr  ubj  V
ubyq  zl  pyho  naq orsber V gubhtug V fnvq gjb svatref.  Ur
fnvq gung jnfa'g evtug naq tbg oruvaq zr naq chg  obgu  nezf
nebhaq zr naq gbyq zr gb oraq bire naq ur jbhyq fubj zr ubj.
Ur pbhyqa'g pngpu zr gurer orpnhfr  V  qvqa'g  chg  va  sbhe
lrnef  va  gur  anil sbe abguvat.  Ur fnvq lbh uvg lbhe onyy
jvgu lbhe pyho naq vg jbhyq fbne naq fbne.  V fnvq  V  pbhyq
jryy vzntvar.  Gura ur fnvq, "Jura lbh'er ba gur terra," naq
V nfxrq, "Jung'f gur terra?"  "Gung'f jurer gur ubyr vf," ur
fnvq.   "Fher  lbh'er  abg pbybe oyvaq?" V nfxrq.  "Gura lbh
gnxr lbhe chggre."  "Jung'f n chggre?" V nfxrq.  "Gung'f gur
fznyyrfg  pyho  znqr,"  ur  fnvq.   Gung'f  jung V'ir tbg, n
chggre.  "Naq jvgu vg lbh chg lbhe onyy va gur ubyr."   "Lbh
zrna gur chggre," V fnvq.  Ur fnvq gur onyy.  Gur ubyr vfa'g
ovt rabhtu sbe gur onyy naq gur  chggre.   Jryy,  V'ir  frra
ubyrf  ovt  rabhtu  sbe  n  ubefr  naq jntba.  Gura Ur fnvq,
"Nsgre lbh'ir svavfurq gur svefg ubyr, lbh tb ba gb gur arkg
friragrra."   Ur  jnfa'g gnyxvat gb zr.  Nsgre gjb ubyrf V'z
fubg gb uryy.  "Lbh zrna lbh pna'g znxr  rvtugrra  ubyrf  va
bar qnl?" ur nfxrq.  URYY AB!!  Vg gnxrf zr rvtugrra qnlf gb
znxr bar ubyr, naq orfvqrf, ubj qb V xabj jura  V'z  ng  gur
rvtugrragu  ubyr?  Ur fnvq gur synt jbhyq tb hc.  Gung jbhyq
or zl yhpx.